I tell you this because books for young readers are so often written about that very moment: the moment of the fork. The moment the old man cannot return to.

Rise to the occassion which is life!

A good book is never finished—-it goes on whispering to you from the wall.

If you dont like me, Walk away , Matter of fact Run Away

You ever laughed so hard nobody in the world could hurt you for a minute, no matter what they tried to do to you?

Some people make a bad bed, they just have to lie in it.

I sure would like to get kissed.How would that feel on my mouth, How different would I be after, a changed climate down in my insides?

He could add something to the list of things you weren't supposed to do. Don't get hurt, don't get dirty, don't get drunk, don't get scared, don't count on it. You ended up doing all of them.

If I could have done anything more, it would have been less

I Don't Care About FIFA. This is bullshit.

Randy Newman seemed like an even worse singer than me. I liked Ray Charles, Levi Stubbs, Jack Jones, Joe Tex, Wilson Pickett.

This element of surprise or mystery the detective element as it is sometimes rather emptily called is of great importance in a plot.

If the physical thing you're doing is funny, you don't have to act funny while doing it...Just be real and it will be funnier

Poverty is caused by sin and disobeying the word of god.

There is no kind of false wit which has been so recommended by the practice of all ages, as that which consists in a jingle of words, and is comprehended under the general name of punning.

Usually when I go to the Summer Exhibition, I think every room is too much the same, and I loose my capacity to look at individual works.

No presidential candidate should visit Las Vegas without condemning organized gambling.

Commerce is no other than the traffic of two individuals, multiplied on a scale of number; and, by the same rule that Nature intended the intercourse of two, she intended that of all!