I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check.

A woman can't change a man because she loves him. A man changes himself because he loves her.

Your reality is yours. Stop wasting time looking at someone else's reality while doing nothing about yours.

The most successful people in this world recognize that taking chances to get what they want is much more productive than sitting around being too scared to take a shot.

If you pray about it don't worry about it. If you're going to worry about it don't pray about it.

Sometimes out of your biggest misery, comes your greatest gain.

Everybody by your side ain't on your side

Don't be afraid to lose him, because if a man truly loves you, he's not going anywhere

Do not ignore you gift. Your gift is the thing you do the absolute BEST with the LEAST amount of effort."~Steve Harvey

You can't tell big dreams to small minded people.

If a man loves you . . . he's willing to profess it. He'll give you a title after a while. You're going to be his lady, his woman, his fiancée, his wife, his baby's mama, something.

When you love yourself, you love everyone.

I need my eulogy to look better than my resume. I'm living for that.

It's art that's taught me to think and to write.

Find ways to embrace the things that make you unique, and you'll unlock the ways you can make a difference in the world.

For a true work of creativity, you must reach beyond yourself to bring correct draftsmanship together with strong composition and lifelike colors.

Government is not peaceful; it is inherently coercive.

He who is false to present duty breaks a thread in the loom, and will find the flaw when he may have forgotten its cause.

I still feel like a weird kid who is about to take a punch in the face. So, I think it's permanent.

Until these college students came into town, we were all very poor and didn't have money to do anything.

Our fathers were Englishmen which came over this great ocean, and were ready to perish in this wilderness.