I stood in the library admiring the huge book collection. There was something inherently calming about being surrounded by books, even their smell and texture was comforting.

Society will always be too fragile to accept us for all that makes us beautiful.

I think I was raised by a really good mother.

Nobody loves a fat girl, but oh how a fat girl can love.

Stand-up is just me trying to be as funny as possible in the most concentrated hour with me standing on stage with no storyline, no plot line, and no character development.

I love playing the bad guy getting away with stuff. I was that kid who learned from my older brothers who got away with everything by smiling.

In tennis, you can make a couple of mistakes and still win. Not in golf. I played three rounds in that Tahoe event, and I was drained. Mentally, not physically.

It's almost impossible to have fun playing ping pong with someone who doesn't care, won't try or isn't any good.

The culture of celebrity has become insane. It's all based on fantasy, and I find it creepy and disturbing.

Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish. And I have always wished that for myself. And now, as you graduate to begin anew, I wish that for you.

I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.