I started out as a stand-up comedian. And that's what I'm most comfortable doing.

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!

All men are sculptors, constantly chipping away the unwanted parts of their lives, trying to create their idea of their masterpiece.

Anything you have to acquire a taste for was not meant to be eaten.

The advice I would give to someone is to not take anyone’s advice.

You can't let the good things people say make you feel too good, because you're going to let the bad things make you feel bad.

If you're an artist like a really, really long time, it stops being a performance. I'm not performing anymore. I reveal myself to the audience... I show you some of me. It's not a show no more.

How can you do the moonwalk and ask a woman to dance? Hey baby lets dance... cya later!

I've always had confidence. It came because I have lots of initiative. I wanted to make something of myself.

The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people

I started out as an impressionist and that’s all about observing, how people move, their voice quality, their attitudes and quirks.

Will you shed your tears for the souls of the nations?

Time is a created thing. To say, "I don't have time" is like saying "I don't want to.

The rule of life for a perfect person is to be in the image and likeness of God.

I don't I have everything I want; however, I have a lot and for that I am very grateful.

The more a man dreams, the less he believes.

The United Nations is nothing but a trap-door to the Red World's immense concentration camp. We pretty much control the U.N.

You cannot give the vice president the authority to declassify specific information and then turn around and say he can just give carte blanche to an assistant of his to declassify whatever he wants.

Intelligence doesn't just mean tracking down terrorists; It means finding out what is in people's hearts and minds and discovering the complexity of most issues.

We remember not the scores and the results in after years; it is the men who remain in our minds, in our imagination.

I enjoy feeling physically strong, so maybe I'd like to be able to lift a building and launch it at someone.