I sold a million books because I have a lot of fans, not because people hate me.

I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.

The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.

The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them

You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.

I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.

The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.

The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.

The best way for children to learn grammar is by making them habitual readers.

Unlike science, creationism cannot predict anything, and it cannot provide satisfactory answers about the past.

What a child can do in cooperation today, he can do alone tomorrow.

True joy is independence of circumstances - Choose to rejoice!

The War has been waged with success, although there have been in some instances errors and misfortunes. But the heart of the nation is sounder and its hopes brighter.

I said in my inaugural address that I am not the Council's secretary, nor am I the Parliament's lackey. That can sometimes lead to conflicts, which are defused through dialogue.

I used to look down on the world for being corrupt, but now I adore it for the utter magnificence of that corruption.

I've been so in my moment about my life.

Why do women get paid less money? It doesn't make any sense.

Each person, makes their own terrible passion their God.