I should have known growing up and not having any money ever that I should have kept every dollar that I had.

I am fun. I do have a good time. I have a good heart. I'm not all jokes. I'm a pretty serious person sometimes. I'm very very hardworking. I'm very academic.

God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted, ya know?

How do you get rid of hiccups? Drink water upside-down and put a pencil in your mouth. Is that possible?

There's a difference between being in love with somebody and being absolutley in love with somebody.

I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God.

I mean, if you need a minute to yourself, you aren't going to get it, but you just have to realize it's what you signed up for, because those difficult moments are what make for a much better show.

If you want to change your hair colour or your nail colour or things like that its fine, but you have to realize the dangers and repercussions of surgery.

You don't choose who you love.

I didn’t realize that pretending to be this ‘Hills Heidi,’ this spoiled rich girl who I wasn’t, would almost destroy me.

I'm from really humble beginnings. I've never been this Hollywood diva, but you get caught up in what you're pretending to be.

I'm an idealist: I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way.

Instead of being a well-known painter, I became everybody's favorite dirty joke. Come to think of it, teaching masturbation skills is pretty weird.

Security guys break the Mac every single day. Every single day, they come out with a total exploit, your machine can be taken over totally.

Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?

Sincere repentance is continual. Believers repent until their dying day. This dropping well is not intermittent.

Just as a blues player can play 20 blues songs in a row but find a way to make each one different, ... I always want to find different ways to do something

In college I studied essays with a poet, and so I think my interpretation of the genre was always going to be a little off-kilter.

Don't look for shortcuts, because they'll only hurt you in the long run.

I love being a businessman much more than being a hacker.

The most dangerous heart disease: strong memory