I seemed to hear God saying, "Put down your gun and we'll talk.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

The only lesson you can learn from history is that it repeats itself

A person plans his course, but the Lord directs his steps.

Jefferson could strike up the band even when he was being lazy or fearful.

Your dad and I have been talking.”“You need to stop that. The marriage will last longer.

When a man is going to try and borrow money, it is wise to look prosperous

If you inquire into the hurt, you'll know what you're experiencing is love.

Because it's our choices that makes us who we are.

To those we love best we say the least

A change of heart or of values without a practice is only another pointless luxury of a passively consumptive way of life.

The player envies only the player, the poet envies only the poet.