I read books, but I do it because I want to - because it's like an escape in my head, like being with you.

Real life is sometimes boring, rarely conclusive and boy, does the dialogue need work.

How many fingers am I holding up?" he inquired. Lucille regarded him blearily and said, "Avocado.

Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.

Wearing that? Wouldn't you fancy a shapeless cardigan instead? You rock a shapeless cardigan, honey.

Which brings us to the least sexy word in the English language, kids," Dad said, kicking back in his chair. "Inbreeding. Avoid it.

When Jared smiled, his teeth were stained with fresh scarlet. "Don't you hate me?" he demanded. "I'd hate me." "You just tried to drown yourself," Ash said. "You seem to hate yourself plenty already.

Technically speaking, you drive like a rabid chicken who has hijacked a tractor.

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

Jared glared. Some people, Kami knew, had bedroom eyes. She was saddened to have to admit that Jared had filthy alleyway eyes.

Alan: Conning people out of their savings. Forgery. Blackmail. Selling real estate on Mars. We could have it all. You with me, Bambi?" Sin: "Clive, I was with you from 'I'm a social worker.

You become what you think about all day long.

Confidence and hope builds up in you when you have a glimpse of what your future is like

Literature is, in fact, the fruit of leisure.

Being a day player, period, is one of the hardest things you can do as an actor.

Ah me, but where are now the songs I sang When life was sweet because you call’d them sweet?

But when you slice truth too thin, you deceive.

Christ can come back at any time so the one thing you want to have in your life is a focused prayer time.

To love the plateau is to love what is most essential and enduring in your life.

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I have the sensation that something is eating my brain.

Broke is temporary, poor is eternal.