I ran into an extraordinary doctor. He got up inside my head and figured out how my brain processed things, what my core values were, what my inner dialogue was.

I was diagnosed with everything from schizophrenia to multiple personality disorder.

Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.

Everyone always told me that I had the symptoms of a P.O.W.

I don't know if I want to be a big star though.

If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.

It can't have been fun to live with somebody whose brain was under siege.

I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.

I think I wanted to write a book about the relationship between the victim and perpetrator in which the victim agrees to remain silent.

I've learned sometimes you just have to take the bad from people.

I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me.

Because I love you. And I hurt you. I hurt the person I love most in the world, and i will never forgive myself.

If you actually relax your vocal cords they actually work better.

Words are real. Even if you can't see them, or hold them. Once you send them out in the world, they have power. Never speak words you don't mean.

The world wants disarmament, the world needs disarmament. We have it in our power to help fashion future history.

Data is your eyes, not your brain.

My ideas about vampires may by romantic, but your attitudes toward women need a major overhaul.

The relationship between reader and characters is very difficult. It is even more peculiar than the relationship between the writer and his characters.

I eat too much. I drink to much. A greedy selfish such-n-such. But when I wrap my turban on my mind is clear, I'm 'Baba Lon'.

I'm my most creative between 3 and 5 a.m. That's the way I've always been

If ethics are poor at the top, that behavior is copied down through the organization.