Darrell Hammond Quotes

I was diagnosed with everything from schizophrenia to multiple personality disorder.

I ran into an extraordinary doctor. He got up inside my head and figured out how my brain processed things, what my core values were, what my inner dialogue was.

Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.

Everyone always told me that I had the symptoms of a P.O.W.

I don't know if I want to be a big star though.

If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.

I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.

It can't have been fun to live with somebody whose brain was under siege.

If you're injured, it changes the way you move. If you're injured, it changes the way you talk.

I was never in a mental institution for a long time. I was in psych wards.

I perform in the major leagues of what I do. It's incredible.

I was on as many as seven medications at one time, doctors didn't know what to do with me.

I belong to the Democratic Party.

College kids, don't be taking examples from me.

I've become fascinated by the idea that it's really achievable to make two or three small improvements in a week and by the end of the year, it's 150 improvements.

I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown.

The danger with running for president is sooner or later some sound bite is going hit.

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.

It's tough to play the right chord on the instrument when there's someone out there who wants to kill you.

Not everyone can invest their heart into learning something and making it fully realized, and the chances are 9 out of 10 that it's gonna get thrown away.

I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me.

I've learned sometimes you just have to take the bad from people.

I think I wanted to write a book about the relationship between the victim and perpetrator in which the victim agrees to remain silent.