I promote my own self-hatred.

I drink coffee. Without coffee, I probably couldnt write.

People don't expect too much from literature. They just want to know they're not alone with being confused.

I am part of a vast generation of people who perpetually live as if they just graduated from college.

I need to stay in the present and use that new-age mantra: 'I'm okay right now.' But I worry about all the things I'm failing at every moment.

I've always been intrigued by Stockholm Syndrome. Reminds me of my childhood.

Having a show get canceled is like, 'Oh, you have caviar between your teeth,' you know what I mean? Because you had a show in the first place.

Something has happened where you almost never grow up in America. Maybe it's the greater wealth.

I don't really recognise success. I don't see myself as on an upwardly mobile trajectory. I see myself as on the edge of a cliff about to fall off.

Oh, God, I don't know what's more difficult, life or the English language.

I am always the source of the worst rumors about myself.

More than weapons, we need a leader.

I love crying at romantic movies like 'The Notebook.' I'm always bawling.

Sure, my uncle killed himself playing Russian Roulette. But I choose to remember him as a great Russian Roulette player.

Time is the coin of your life. You spend it. Do not allow others to spend it for you.

If you want to look like the people next door, you're probably smothering yourself into your dreams.

I hate Valentine's day. It is a day for nothing but disappointment.

A holy spirit lives within you.

Whatsoever you are doing...be double-arrowed.

I love all the '90s kind of grunge, and I love classic rock: That's where the spectrum lies.

That's the lesson of the dogs, that it's important to both live in the moment and then go on to the next wonderful thing.