I once gave a girl a bloody fake ear in a Tiffany jewelry box with a letter that said, “will you Gogh to prom with me?

Take criticism, smash it into dust. Add color and use it to paint breathtaking images of unicorns frolicking through endless fields of greatness.

I think it's perfectly acceptable and rather admirable to be moderately delusional

If you're lucky enough to find a weird - never let them go.

At my sexiest, I look like an androgenous Muppet.

I live in my own bubble. I'm in Gublerland.

I'm usually pretty lame when it comes to physical activity, but I'm like a Jedi on the badminton court. It's as if my body was built specifically for it - tall and lanky, with wrists like mousetraps.

My heroes have always been the hardworking and unflappable. Those who light a candle rather than curse the darkness.

I guess I'm just in the flow and riding the wave.

I'm obsessed with coffee. My doctor says if I don't cut back, I am going to permanently damage my esophagus. No joke.

I love polite people, late September, weeping mortar, and my fantastic fands (fans/friends)

Life is love.Love is divine.Divine is God.

I ran outta tears of sadness when I was 20 & all I got left is tears of joy.

People grieve in different ways, some silently, some in anger, some in spite. Rarely does grief bring out the best in people, despite what local historians like to tell you.

When you get older, you think of sadness in a different way. You don't judge it so harshly.

Sometimes it seem like to tell the truth today is to run the risk of being killed. But if I fall, I'll fall five feet four inches forward in the fight for freedom. I'm not backing off.

Your relationship to food, no matter how conflicted, is the doorway to freedom.

The meaning of your communication is the response you get.

My parents don't think about Europe at all. The Continent is somewhere else. And they call it the Continent - to reflect, they are no real part of it.

Negative minds full of fear and doubt produce negative lives, which can ultimately destroy your life.

As an example of wealth, good taste, and subtle intimidation, it took first prize.