I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.

And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!

Sportsmanship... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!

Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line!

If you put a s infront of hitman, you have my exact thoughts on Bret Hart

Tune in next week, same Stone Cold time, same Stone Cold Channel!

Considering the extravagance of my expectations, the flying experience was bound to be a disappointment.

Until we can understand the assumptions in which we are drenched we cannot know ourselves.

There are lots of women I look up to, but mentors are someone you talk to and not just admire. A lot of my friends that I trust are my mentors.

The richest gifts we can bestow are the least marketable. We hate the kindness which we understand.

Like everybody at that age, I read an awful lot of pulp fiction. But at the same time, I also read quite a bit of history and read that as much for pleasure as part of a curriculum.

One thing I can tell you for sure is this: we only regret what we don't do in life.

Any writer knows that what's left out is as essential, if not more so, than what's there. Unlearning works that way.

You make a joke out of everything. Life’s too painful not to.

The most important thing in my father's life? World peace. Me and my brother. My mom.