I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.

Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

But there was no time to rest on my laurels.

[I]n communism, you'd threaten a dog into compliance, while in capitalism, obedience is obtained through bribes.

Effective leadership is about earning respect, and it's also about personality and charisma

I mean you can learn how to build a bullet or build a gun or build a bomb on the Internet.

I don't get bitter, I just get better.

He who says he never needs help, most does.

A man must ride alternately on the horses of his private and his public nature.

There is no other way to find ourselves but in each others faces.

Retirement is an illusion. Not a reward but a mantrap. The bankrupt underside of success. A shortcut to death. Golf courses are too much like cemeteries.

Men are more prone to revenge injuries than to requite kindness.