I moved to leave, and Dylan actually grabbed me by my shoulders. I was so surprised that I forgot to karate-chop his elbows and break his arms.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

But when I got angry, my nerves sought an outlet, and my mouth didn't always guard the gates.

Nothing more inelegant and ineffective than an art conceived in another art's form.

If God had meant Harvard professors to appear in People magazine, She wouldn't have invented The New York Review of Books.

But doing what I do, you will never get unanimity of people.

On the subject of dress almost no one, for one or another reason, feels truly indifferent: if their own clothes do not concern them, somebody else's do.

Learning to weep, learning to keep vigil, learning to wait for the dawn. Perhaps this is what it means to be human.

If it is impossible to judge merit and guilt in the field of natural science, then it is not possible in any field, and historical research becomes an idle, empty activity.

If you get called on to help somebody pull focus to some good cause, that's good use of your fame. I don't try to avoid that.

Education, awareness and prevention are the key, but stigmatisation and exclusion from family is what makes people suffer most

One feels like crawling on all fours after reading your work.