I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.

I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries.

Filmmakers need to realize that their job isn't done when they lock picture. We must see our films through.

Find your center and stay there. It will allow you to live your life to its maximum.

We do not want to merely “see” beauty. We want to be united with it, to receive it into ourselves, to become part of it.

Winners use words that say 'must' and 'will'.

Virtue is reason which has become energy.

Faith is one foot on the ground, one foot in the air, and a queasy feeling in the stomach.

Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.

Sometimes dead wasn’t dead enough.’ – Sundown

A person with half volition goes backwards and forwards, but makes no progress on even the smoothest of roads.

I know what I like when I see it, but no way have I ever become interested in learning about it.