I'm the master marketer.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Only grace makes it possible to do the good we must do.

To ask why we need libraries at all, when there is so much information available elsewhere, is about as sensible as asking if roadmaps are necessary now that there are so very many r

We have always said that in our war with the Arabs we had a secret weapon - no alternative.

You take unacceptable risk, you have to be prepared to face the consequence.

The liberty, prosperity, and the happiness of our country will always be the object of my most fervent prayers to the Supreme Author of All Good.

You can never pat yourself on the back during the season. Then you get complacent, stop working and let yourself slide.

Playing with wingers is more effective against European sides like Brazil than English sides like Wales.

Micing it from two different angles in front of the speaker sounds huge, and it's so simple.

You cannot please all of the people all of the time, and that is truer in the arts than anywhere else.

Fools are as like husbands as pilchards are to herrings, the husband's the bigger.