I’m rollin’ with Satan, not Jesus Christ. I’m the only son of the devil.

Step to this and get shanked up I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankrupt

If you battle L, you picked the wrong head I smash mics like cornbread You can't kill me, I was born dead

I got the wild style, always been a foul child, My guns go boom-boom, and your guns go pow-pow.

They wanna know why, I'm so fly, a girl asked me for a ring and I put one around her whole eye I'm looking nothing like ya poppa, I wouldn't give a chick ten cents, to put cheese on a whopper.

Im so ahead of my time my parents havent met yet

All my life I’ve been a lady bruiser, a wrong chooser, school refuser, drug abuser, born loser; clothes bummy, nose runny, it wasn’t funny

Battles I lose none I make crews run I get fools done, got ten fingers but only use one

Some girls barely speak, but always askin' for a dollar.

I know you like the way I am freakin' it. I talk with slang and I'm never gonna stop speakin' it.

I'm gettin' stacks while you askin' people, 'Do you want some fries with that?'

The only way to survive eternity is to be able to appreciate each moment -daniel grigori (fallen)

It was as though in these last minutes together - when they had so much to say - they could say nothing of the least significance, for fear it open the floodgates.

Celebrity is very weird.

Theory is good; but it doesn't prevent things from existing.

Web standards keep you out of the dustbin of history.

If my salary is taken without my agreement, it is a violation of my rights.

My Vegas act is how I make my money.

The Vermont mountains stretch extended straight; New Hampshire mountains curl up in a coil.

Who are you talking to?” – Morty “Still in the kitchen, aren’t I? Guess I need to keep walking. Oh, look! Yonder is the door, which I’m going to make use of right now.” – Nick

I like thinking of myself as invisible. I find it a very advantageous way to live.