I'm really bad at writing jokes.

Anything that you really pour your heart and soul into is always rewarding. The most rewarding thing is probably making each other laugh.

Sometimes presenting the most ignorant point of view can be the best way to satirize the issue and highlight that ignorance.

One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do things that are funny to the writer, but you don't know why they're doing it and it doesn't make any sense.

I take my work very seriously, and that's the only way for it to be fun for me.

It always stings a little bit when somebody doesn't like what you put out there, or at least it does for me. I don't take it too much to heart, and it doesn't change anything.

I can never remember the name of anywhere I've ever been. I will say that I've eaten at a ton of GREAT places. I just don't remember their names. I'm not that guy.

One of the things that makes any good entertainment, whether it's a play, drama, comedy, television, film, whatever, is that you feel a certain amount of spontaneity.

When you have a clear idea of what your character is trying to accomplish, it makes it a lot easier to riff on things.

Her metaphors for her children included barnacles encrusting a ship and limpets clinging to a rock.

I realize I am alone and there is no one with me.Is this I wonder, how my whole life will be?

You measure a player from the head up.

Of course, you can’t force your mind to be silent. That would be like trying to smooth ripples in water with a flatiron. Water becomes clear and calm only when left alone.

Jesus picked up twelve men from the bottom ranks of business and forged them into an organisation that conquered the world.

The day is done, and the darkness Falls from the wings of Night, As a feather is wafted downward From an eagle in his flight.

Comics were a place where captivating images lit your imagination and showed you that you can create new kinds of people and worlds.

It isn’t defeat, but rather your mental attitude toward it, that whips you.

He became my confidante, someone with whom I could share thoughts I could never voice...In exchange, he trusted me with his.

It doesn't matter what your cultural conditioning is, it falls into question under the influence of the psychedelic. And for most people that's frightening.