I'm on probation, so I can't even pick my nose the right way.

I never did any of things I was accused of. It was a total fabrication.

I guess good things come to those who wait.

I'm technologically challenged, so I finally hooked up Bluetooth in my truck so I can talk going down the road.

I just always dreamed of racing cars, but I didn't think I could do it as a living.

You think I'm a pretty good race car driver? Wait until you see my brother. He's the best driver in the family.

There are going to be little victories that we claim, even if it's finishing 15th and putting the car back in hauler without a scratch on it.

Dale Earnhardt told me it doesn't matter if fans boo or cheer, as long as they're making noise.

You really don't put a value on your first win, it is priceless no matter where you are.

Over the Thanksgiving holiday I took time to reflect on what is most important to me and realized I need to find a way to put the fun back into racing.

It's better sometimes to be lucky than good.

You cannot change the past, but you can make a difference now

I've made peace with myself.Good for you. That's the hardest war of all to win.Didn't say I won. Just stopped fighting.

Socialism must come down from the brain and reach the heart.

A positive future cannot emerge from the mind of anger of despair

Might as Well Laugh ...remember ...when ...Life ...made ...sense

I am writing to apply for the position of bookkeeper. Attached, you will find my list of qualifications. I have been keeping books for four years now, and I am never going to give them back.

The blindness of unbelievers in no way detracts from the clarity of the gospel; the sun is no less bright because blind men do not perceive its light.

My dad was very fun and very adventurous, and from a formative age I learned to value men who would do things on a whim.

Founders are usually very stingy with equity to employees and very generous with equity to investors. I think this is totally backwards.

And the name of the one shall be Fearfulness. And the name of the other shall be Arrogance... Well, clearly you are not Fearfulness, so I suppose you must be Arrogance.' This was not very polite.