I am writing to apply for the position of bookkeeper. Attached, you will find my list of qualifications. I have been keeping books for four years now, and I am never going to give them back.

There are plenty of fish in the sea, if I run out of women.

Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Having all the answers just means you've been asking boring questions.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.

And when our sun explodes and we are all destroyed, we'll be rocks and chunks of I am not sure what, and maybe we'll rain down on somewhere else.

We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster. But tell me your heart doesn't race for a hurricane or a burning building. I'd rather die terrified than live forever.

Romance is all about making a story out of our love.

When the end comes, I hope it’s as strange as that. I hope that the sky tears open and the world is washed with colors that we’ve never seen before.

Judge if you want, we are all going to die. I intend to deserve it.

I want to make something, and I want people to know I made it.

When they see us dance. When they see how you look at me. When they see how I smile at you.

You gotta admit, it's a messed-up world when going to war is safer than staying home.

The smell of the ocean, southern breeze, blue sky, and the gentle sound of dancing waves make me sing the song of love.

Imagination is a pleasant phenomenon.

Those who are too arrogant to say thank you find boredom in life. They are often depressed, unhappy and lived an empty life.

Not everything I dislike should be destroyed, some of it should simply be moved farther away.

I make a list of what I have in common, and what I don't have in common, with someone I'm playing

Seeing Syria remove Assad is a very high priority for America.

Most people, no doubt, when they espouse human rights, make their own mental reservations about the proper application of the word "human."

Judgment means that you view the world as you are, rather than as it is.