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Joey Comeau Quotes: "Be the trouble you want to see in the world."

Be the trouble you want to see in the world.



Joey Comeau Quotes: "Having all the answers just means you've been asking boring questions."

Having all the answers just means you've been asking boring questions.




Joey Comeau Quotes: "It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw."

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.



Joey Comeau Quotes: "And when our sun explodes and we are all destroyed, we'll be rocks and chunks of I am not sure what, and maybe we'll rain down on somewhere else."

And when our sun explodes and we are all destroyed, we'll be rocks and chunks of I am not sure what, and maybe we'll rain down on somewhere else.




Joey Comeau Quotes: "We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster. But tell me your heart doesn't race for a hurricane or a burning building. I'd rather die terrified than live forever."

We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster. But tell me your heart doesn't race for a hurricane or a burning building. I'd rather die terrified than live forever.



Joey Comeau Quotes: "When the end comes, I hope it’s as strange as that. I hope that the sky tears open and the world is washed with colors that we’ve never seen before."

When the end comes, I hope it’s as strange as that. I hope that the sky tears open and the world is washed with colors that we’ve never seen before.



Joey Comeau Quotes: "Romance is all about making a story out of our love."

Romance is all about making a story out of our love.




Joey Comeau Quotes: "Judge if you want, we are all going to die. I intend to deserve it."

Judge if you want, we are all going to die. I intend to deserve it.



Joey Comeau Quotes: "I am writing to apply for the position of bookkeeper. Attached, you will find my list of qualifications. I have been keeping books for four years now, and I am never going to give them back."

I am writing to apply for the position of bookkeeper. Attached, you will find my list of qualifications. I have been keeping books for four years now, and I am never going to give them back.



Joey Comeau Quotes: "I want to make something, and I want people to know I made it."

I want to make something, and I want people to know I made it.



Joey Comeau Quotes: "I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic."

I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.



Joey Comeau Quotes: "If at first you don't succeed...run."

If at first you don't succeed...run.




Joey Comeau Quotes: "There's a romance to danger. There's a romance to drinking, to drugs, to petty crime and to heartbreak and loneliness. All of those things can be used to make the story of our lives better."

There's a romance to danger. There's a romance to drinking, to drugs, to petty crime and to heartbreak and loneliness. All of those things can be used to make the story of our lives better.



Joey Comeau Quotes: "I'd rather die terrified than live forever."

I'd rather die terrified than live forever.



Joey Comeau Quotes: "Home is where the heart is, until we get a chance to bury it. Home is where the heart pulled the nails out of its feet, and fled."

Home is where the heart is, until we get a chance to bury it. Home is where the heart pulled the nails out of its feet, and fled.



Joey Comeau Quotes: "I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story."

I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.



Joey Comeau Quotes: "Alzheimer's disease is death before death, and I'm terrified of it."

Alzheimer's disease is death before death, and I'm terrified of it.



Joey Comeau Quotes: "Being in love is totally punk rock."

Being in love is totally punk rock.



Joey Comeau Quotes: "Memories are like everything else. They're a trap."

Memories are like everything else. They're a trap.



Joey Comeau Quotes: "Kissing girls is easy, like breaking windows."

Kissing girls is easy, like breaking windows.



Joey Comeau Quotes: "I've always known I'd be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an astronaut."

I've always known I'd be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an astronaut.



Joey Comeau Quotes: "When I played doctor I played to win."

When I played doctor I played to win.



Joey Comeau Quotes: "Death is not the end. Death is an ocean on all sides of our lives. Deep and dark and cold, and anything but empty."

Death is not the end. Death is an ocean on all sides of our lives. Deep and dark and cold, and anything but empty.



Joey Comeau Quotes: "The family that prays together, still probably dies in the fire."

The family that prays together, still probably dies in the fire.



Joey Comeau Quotes: "I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices."

I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices.



Joey Comeau Quotes: "Well, it's possible to be mentally ill and rational."

Well, it's possible to be mentally ill and rational.



Joey Comeau Quotes: "Listening to music that I hate calms me down."

Listening to music that I hate calms me down.



Joey Comeau Quotes: "Satellite images, maps and blueprints of the whole world, of every city. We could look it up and know what's there in someone else's words. Or we could get wicked drunk and just go."

Satellite images, maps and blueprints of the whole world, of every city. We could look it up and know what's there in someone else's words. Or we could get wicked drunk and just go.



Joey Comeau Quotes: "If we couldn't carry our dead inside us, we would be empty."

If we couldn't carry our dead inside us, we would be empty.



Joey Comeau Quotes: "Depression is like slashing at ghosts. Of course it's tempting to finally cut something real."

Depression is like slashing at ghosts. Of course it's tempting to finally cut something real.



Joey Comeau Quotes: "You are never so low that you deserve to be lower."

You are never so low that you deserve to be lower.



Joey Comeau Quotes: "Art isn't just paint and music, art is breaking glass and the sounds we make without realizing."

Art isn't just paint and music, art is breaking glass and the sounds we make without realizing.



Joey Comeau Quotes: "Happiness is not a house where you can live. (But it is a house you can build.)"

Happiness is not a house where you can live. (But it is a house you can build.)



Joey Comeau Quotes: "Wait, " I say. "Aren't soulmates supposed to be perfect? What if you find yours and shes not a virgin, not even a girl? What if he's a fixer upper? What if he has an STD?"

Wait, " I say. "Aren't soulmates supposed to be perfect? What if you find yours and shes not a virgin, not even a girl? What if he's a fixer upper? What if he has an STD?