I'm not sure I'm adult yet.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

The real architect of a life is the hard and almost impossible circumstances one faces.

When left alone with her, I ignored her and kept my eyes on my book, though I confess I turned over more pages than I read.

Good government only happens when the people working in it do their jobs, and do them well.

I've always been really private about my personal life. I don't talk about it.

I don't get much out of doing a red carpet.

Eighty per cent of global warming comes from livestock and deforestation.

Roll, years of promise, rapidly roll round, till not a slave shall on this earth be found.

It's very clear that we are going to have 10 different [abortion] laws and that we are going to have these laws made by judges

I've been a political junkie for a long time. I find the way Washington works is just fascinating to me.

I feel like I'm back visiting an old grandmother. She's crotchety and eccentric, but also elegant, and anyone who doesn't fall in love with her has no imagination.