I'm not a good businessman and I don't promote myself particularly well. It's best I don't talk to anybody lest I alienate myself.

A cartoonist's style is created by weaknesses and personal restrictions as much as strengths.

I'm an adequatist! I would be happy with something adequate. Perfection's out of the question.

If you can learn to convey what you express in the first rough sketch, you're really saying what you need to say in that.

I don't know what I was thinking when I was starting out. I was hoping I'd get paid to draw realistic pictures of hockey players. I still hold that hope alive.

I've been thinking of trying to de-caricaturize Donald Trump. I thought it would be fun to try and, since he's already a caricature, to make him normal looking.

The dread was built into the 2016 election - a little spoonful of dread.

All my drawings always sort of looked funny even if I was trying to do serious stuff and express myself about grim situations. It was always cartoony.

The only thing that gets in the way of our plans and objectives is fate. It has its own path for you whether it's fair or unjust.

Be careful! If the opinion of others is your gauge, then it is also your goal. If you concern yourself with what others think, then you can only go as far as others think. You're better than that!

The sperm donor that impregnated my mother (with me), passed away. Please, stop sending me private messages of condolences. I never met the man.

People like to say their songs are like children, but you gotta get those kids out there so they can make some money and pay the rent.

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

I need you to pray for me; I need you to care for me. I need you to want me to win. I need to know where I'm heading, because I know where I've been.

Most Kabbalists were theorists who were interested only in pure meditation. But there were so-called 'practical Kabbalists' who tried to apply the power of the Kabbalah in everyday life.

I'm a vampire, idiot. I don't have x-ray vision." "Some supernatural monster you are, remind me to trade you in for a werewolf, bro. Probably be more useful right now.

I'm told we movie critics praise movies that are long and boring.

Hitting is the most important part of the game. It is where the big money is, where much of the status is, and the fan interest.