I'm just basically telling a story of my life.

Steroids, used correctly, will not only make you stronger and sexier, they will also make you healthier.

Time travel is possible. Will explain later

Every time that I have ever tried to help a woman out, I have been incarcerated.

The fans love the home runs, the home run competition between Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa.

I am and will always be just simply a basball player, my tomb stone will just say. Baseball.

My motive, and I will make it clear and look you in the eyes, is to attack major league baseball. That's my motive.

I was a professional athlete, the best baseball player in the world at one point.

If you look at our world, it's a world of critique.

I've found that it's a great stress reliever to get adjusted. It takes away a lot of the tightness in the muscles.

I think you want to try every sport possible just to experience life.

No matter what life throws at you

The volume of your muscles doesn't make you a good husband. The way you treat her does.

She did what she could for him. She kissed him in return. She lost her breath and both her hearts, and finally Turned to smoke and back.

It is proven that the glass in your environment may be able to affect your health.

The right to be irresponsible and stupid is something I hold very dear. And luckily it is something I do well.

The new Republican Congress should move full speed ahead to repeal and replace Obamacare. It would be unwise to wait for the Supreme Court to perform this service for the American people.

It has been said that the question, 'Why is there something rather than nothing?' is so profound that it would occur only to a metaphysician, yet so simple that it would occur only to a child.

I'm a proud Reagan conservative.

I think of my body as a tool to do the stuff I need to do, but not the be all end all of my existence.

The Great Depression in the United States was caused - I won't say caused, was enormously intensified and made far worse than it would have been by bad monetary policy.