I'm in shape, but only if you consider a circle a shape.

We can't just have mainstream behavior on television in a free society, we have to make sure we see the whole panorama of human behavior.

You're a transsexual fighting with a hermaphrodite over a mistress.

All of us, whether or not we're celebrities, every one ought to spend part of their life making someone else's life better.

You fight to defend a lover, not to win one. If you do, it isn't love.

If you can't be committed to another person, at least be committed to the concept of character and don't cheat.

It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum.

Love is great for us, but we don't always love who is great for us.

We are all born as empty vessels which can be shaped by moral values.

Take care of yourselves, and each other.

Somebody once said I had a face for radio and a voice for newspapers.

Time and again, I've met or read about people who succeeded against all kinds of odds because they had passion. You're passion away to win!

As for your failures - stop calling them failures. Refer to them as "experiences". That's all they really are - just experiences.

Roaches should never trust humans. We’re all doomed.

A true teacher defends his students against his own personal influences.

The several sorts of religion in the world are little more than so many spiritual monopolies.

The goal is not necessarily to succeed but to keep trying, to be the kind of person who has ideas and see them through.

I believe in the power of one.

It's time for women to make their voices heard. Their silence on the subject of war and peace is deafening.

In the quest for fortune and fame...don't forget about the simple things.

When I get off tour, I want nothing to do with anyone.