I'm getting the impression that women, in any form, scare you."He shrugged. "They're the more violent species. And unpredictable. I'd rather take on a wild boar. You can't shoot women.

When would he learn that women never stayed where you put them?

It’s how I fill the time when nothing’s happening. Thinking too much, flirting with melancholy.

And you are made of a hundred trillion cells. We are, each of us, a multitude.

And then this happened. And then this other thing happened. Oh, and I almost forgot to tell you about the time this happened. I should've had this book over for a cup of coffee and a chat.

Normal Iraqi etiquette was forgotten the moment drivers sat behind the wheel.

You don't have to make excuses for God.

The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.

If somebody has a chance to put my food in their mouth, that tells the story.

Don't 'just do it.' First, plan it, then do it.

Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.

My truth is this: That I don't know what will happen tomorrow because you can never know.