I'm fast, why? Because I eat vegetables.

You can create the perfect triceps by just pushing yourself off your wall.

God gave me a great body and it's my duty to take care of my physical temple.

If you phone a psychic and she doesn't answer the phone before it rings, hang up.

A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life.

According to statistics, one person out of five is disturbed. If there are four people around you who seem normal, that's not good.

I am fascinated by air. If you remove the air from the sky, all the birds would fall to the ground. And all the planes, too.

Air is beautiful, yet you cannot see it. It's soft, yet you cannot touch it. Air is a little like my brain.

I love challenges. If you don't have any and can do whatever you want, then it's probably time to die.

A pair of legs engineered to defy the laws of physics and a mindset to master the most epic of splits.

I've had my ups and downs. My fair share of bumpy roads and heavy winds. That's what made me what I am today.

Living like an empty shell is not really living, no matter how many years it might go on

When you don’t understand what is happening, you need to wait, trust God, and rest in His care. He is always faithful to His own.

It takes two to tango but It takes "ONE" to Love

I'm not retiring. I am graduating. Today is my graduation day. Retirement means that you'll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain't going to happen.

Staying vulnerable is a risk we have to take if we want to experience connection.

We often think of prayer as a means to an end. Prayer is the goal.

We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys

I am a total coffee snob and bore. If anyone makes the mistake of offering me 'a coffee' they tend to regret it - I'm worse than Mariah Carey, and the hot milk rider is completely non-negotiable.

Saying the universe is eternal simply is saying that it has no beginning or end, not that it had a beginning an infinite time ago

A Christian life is an unending engagement on the battlefield.