I'm eccentric, what else? I don't know, I've got two people telling me what to say.

I still have imaginary friends who I talk to in my head.

I was brought up with psychics and tarot cards. My mum was always told I was going to be in a boy band and be famous as a singer.

I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

I'm an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I'm quite sensitive, but I'm hyperactive too.

I have a rude thought every three seconds!

I think about dying a lot, every time I fall asleep on a train or a plane I expect to wake up to a crash!

If I fancy a girl, I'll tell her. I'll say: 'You're fit.

My perfect girl would be pretty mad, but one you can have a conversation with. No one can be too mad for me, the madder the better. I love a crazy chick!

When you go to clubs in London there are loads of good-looking blokes, and I feel like a bit of a minger

I try to be kind to people, to treat them with respect. And I'm proud of that.

Discipline your mind to see the good in every situation and look on the best side of every event.

To abandon a child, she had once said to someone, when she thought Cassandra couldn't hear, was an act so cold, so careless, it refused forgiveness.

I am most thankful for what I don’t have, for had my life’s wish list been filled in the manner I had chosen I would be steeped in meaningless trinkets verses bathed in God’s treasures.

There's that process of writing it - then you come out of your room into the sunlight, and you now have to complete the circuit and make the connection finally with the audience.

Happiness is a small house, with a big kitchen.

The great minds approaching understanding will admit they continually gain more questions and less answers.

Frankly, Barack Obama is a standard issue leftist that you would expect of somebody with his particular experience, and he doesn't exactly hide it.

Hypocrisy is fatal to religion.

There's no coherent stylistic genre specific advice that I could provide.