I have a rude thought every three seconds!

I still have imaginary friends who I talk to in my head.

I was brought up with psychics and tarot cards. My mum was always told I was going to be in a boy band and be famous as a singer.

I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

I'm an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I'm quite sensitive, but I'm hyperactive too.

I think about dying a lot, every time I fall asleep on a train or a plane I expect to wake up to a crash!

If I fancy a girl, I'll tell her. I'll say: 'You're fit.

My perfect girl would be pretty mad, but one you can have a conversation with. No one can be too mad for me, the madder the better. I love a crazy chick!

When you go to clubs in London there are loads of good-looking blokes, and I feel like a bit of a minger

I try to be kind to people, to treat them with respect. And I'm proud of that.

Chat to the ghosts! That's what I do!

He had his choice, and he liked the worst.

I don't know which was worse the cost of the bridesmaid dress or having to wear it.

It was not coincidental that we chose what's left If the universe has a will I think we are part of it Tender and precious How many times have I searched for something Found and lost it Since then?

You want a round table meeting, we can have a round table meeting." "I love round tables," said Magnus brightly. "They suit me so much better than square.

Democracy is about voting and it's about a majority vote. And it's time that we started exercising the Democratic process.

Beauty makes one lose one's head. Poetry is born of this decapitation

The giving up of (a belief in) witchcraft is in effect the giving up of (a beilief in) the Bible.

Being a writer of fiction isn't like being a compulsive liar, honestly.

Still alive? (Randy) No. I’m a walking corpse. Can’t you tell? (Steele)

The useful type of successful teacher is one whose main interest is the children, not the subject.