I'm an extremist? I don't think so. I think people that call me an extremist are extremely brain dead and soulless.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

We are soon approaching a refined holiday, "Merry Mas, " where Christ will be taken out of its context.

Why is it only now that I can see how many ordinary things are actually grotesque?

the lesser grindstone stood alone there in the calm morning air, with a red upon it that the sun had never given, and would never take away.

If certain Jewish communities had distinctive qualities, they were due to history, not biology.

Teachers who don't pull their weight drag down the profession and their colleagues with it.

Kring is the mantra of power. "Kring" should only be repeated when you are in deep meditation.

Fashion you can buy, but style you possess. The key to style is learning who you are, which takes years. There’s no how-to road map to style. It’s about self-expression and, above all, attitude.

They say the good die young, so the bad die old. Guess we somewhere in the middle, so just pray for my soul.

People are not machines, but in all situations where they are given the opportunity, they will act like machines.

[P]resent misfortune presupposes good luck in the future.