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Jenny Eclair Quotes: I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid.
         

I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid.


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I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off.

I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off.



I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards.

I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards.



People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes don't have that worry.

People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes don't have that worry.



Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.

Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.



I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.

I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.



Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish.

Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish.



Well, I'm not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast.

Well, I'm not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast.



Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to hurl myself off, so heights are a problem.

Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to hurl myself off, so heights are a problem.



I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age.

I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age.



I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects.

I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects.





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Summer is only the unfulfilled promise of spring, a charlatan in place of the warm balmy nights I dream of in April. It’s a sad season of life without growth…It has no day.



It's called evolution. You must know that. Yes, we are.'She looked up from her book.'I would hope, though, ' she went on, 'that we also have some rather more beautiful ancestors. Don't you?' --Mina

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In a racist society it is not enough to be non-racist, we must be anti-racist.

In a racist society it is not enough to be non-racist, we must be anti-racist.



My books are more about people experimenting with different identities and social models in a short-term way before they can break through to something authentic.

My books are more about people experimenting with different identities and social models in a short-term way before they can break through to something authentic.



We are built to live in the kingdom of God. It is our natural habitat.

We are built to live in the kingdom of God. It is our natural habitat.



suicide is a crime - the only crime that, if successful, guarantees that the perpetrator will not be punished for it. This makes it the most serious crime of all.

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I try to write songs just for the song itself. I don't try and think about where it's going to end up, that way you're writing for the good of the song.

I try to write songs just for the song itself. I don't try and think about where it's going to end up, that way you're writing for the good of the song.



No matter how bad you may feel, get up, show up, dress up, and never, ever give up.

No matter how bad you may feel, get up, show up, dress up, and never, ever give up.



If Francoise Sagan hadn't written a book called A Chateau in Sweden, I would certainly write a short story called A Chateau in Puerto Rico. And I may yet.

If Francoise Sagan hadn't written a book called A Chateau in Sweden, I would certainly write a short story called A Chateau in Puerto Rico. And I may yet.



Our Lord approved neither idol worship or idle worship but ideal worship in Spirit and truth.

Our Lord approved neither idol worship or idle worship but ideal worship in Spirit and truth.




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