I'm a reader of milblogs, but as with all blogs, the wheat/chaff ratio makes it a poor investment of time.

In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.

That's what fiction writers do: create characters and do terrible things to them for the entertainment of others. If they feel guilty enough, they write happy endings.

Becoming the new feminine ideal requires just the right combination of insecurity, exercise, bulimia and surgery.

Freedom should always be discussed within the context of responsibility.

I try to take people one at a time, with all the contradictions and compromises that most of us live with.

Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.

I'm still passionately interested in what my fellow humans are up to. For me, a day spent monitoring the passing parade is a day well-spent.

At college my three main interests were - in descending order of importance - a steady supply of recreational drugs, a 2-S draft deferment, and overthrowing the Nixon administration.

Don't ruin a good story with the facts.

The true purpose of your life is your ultimate abode.

Time is relative; its only worth depends upon what we do as it is passing.

Anytime the president visits Nebraska its good for Nebraska.

Just as the bee takes the nectar and leaves without damaging the color or scent of the flowers, so should the sage act in a village.

I have every reason to be happy.

Yeah what were you doing at Wrestlemania? Ohhhh yeeeeah I'd like to know. You weren't there to gloat were you? No I guess you weren't.

You're serving. You're not a servant. Serving is a supreme art. God is the first servant. God serves men but he's not a servant to men. - Eliseo Orefice

I'm a lovable, harmless, lovable, little fuzzball.

A free curiosity is more effective in learning than a rigid discipline.