I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants!

When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good-looking guy, you think of me.

I don't have to be walking around like some peasant. I'm royalty!

All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model – I'm the American dream!

I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.

Dream big so even if you don't hit the top you will make it somewhere decent.

Who doesn’t have a polo shirt? Only somebody from, like, Lake Minnetonka.

Balls in general are not a good looking item.

I gotta learn to rap.

You don't respect my religion. I don't respect your outfit.

The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone

To embrace the spirit of godliness is to embrace everything godliness stands for.

Guys like us got nothing to look ahead to.

Some like to understand what they believe in. Others like to believe in what they understand

It's shitty I guess. They're my friends. But... everything I want to talk about I can't say to them. It feels so separate, like I've touched something that's taken the color out of me.

I believe that life is hard. That we all are going to walk through things that are hard and challenging, and yet advertising wants us to believe that it's all easy.

If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.

What matters supremely, therefore, is not, in the last analysis, the fact that I know God, but the larger fact which underlies it - the fact that He knows me.

The true genius is a mind of large general powers, accidentally determined to some particular direction.

With care and protection, with safe havens in the ocean, there is still a good chance that we can turn things around.

Be nice to your hairstylist. It's an instant gratification! It doesn't matter how badly their day has gone, in that moment they feel amazing. And the hairdresser has made them feel that way.