I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.

When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good-looking guy, you think of me.

I don't have to be walking around like some peasant. I'm royalty!

All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model – I'm the American dream!

Dream big so even if you don't hit the top you will make it somewhere decent.

Who doesn’t have a polo shirt? Only somebody from, like, Lake Minnetonka.

Balls in general are not a good looking item.

I gotta learn to rap.

You don't respect my religion. I don't respect your outfit.

The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone

I never thought I'd be in a family that has more people than a small country.

You haven't seen a thing until you've seen this man fight. My sword is sharp. My heart strong. My spirit ferocious - and I am going to live. Let the swords clash. Let the fight begin.

Better to choose a limit capriciously than to have none.

There are, as is known, insects that die in the moment of fertilization. So it is with all joy: life’s highest, most splendid moment of enjoyment is accompanied by death.

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence

... it is easier to tell someone closer to you before you tell your partner.

When you could get angry with someone and separate yourself from them, don't do that. If you have people who are difficult to deal with, be neither attracted nor repulsed. Go a step higher.

You could say I'm a laid-back kind of guy.

My grandparents are from Mexico, so I grew up with great Mexican food.

Nonviolent defence presupposes recklessness about one's life and property.

The strongest logos tell simple stories.