I'll hit them when it matters.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Just dabbing pieces of my heart into things that make me shine, my little young simple life.

You are the limit to yourself - raise yourself over it.

The more honest and authentic we are, the more deeply we go into the mystery of our own being.

I would love to have everybody in the world love Bob Schneider. That's my goal- hundred per cent world domination!

In the eyes of authority - and maybe rightly so - nothing looks more like a terrorist than the ordinary man.

What we call human nature, is actually human habit.

I've been misquoted a lot, and there's this tendency for people to put on to you how they think you should be or what they think you should feel.

Figure out what scares you the most and do that first.

People love escapism and there should be a place for it.

Expand your references, and you'll immediately expand your life.