I like my audience. I always feel when up on stage performing that I could enjoy having a cup of coffee with any one of them.

If you forget the words to your own song, you can always claim artistic license. Forget the words to the national anthem and you're screwed.

That's right, you're not from Texas. But Texas wants you anyways.

If it's not too late, make it a cheese-burger

What would we do if we didn't try? We have to try.

You don't have to have anything in common with people you've known since you were five. With old friends, you've got your whole life in common.

Barbecue sauce is like a beautiful woman. If it's too sweet, it's bound to be hiding something.

Home is where my horse is.

When you have a solid upbringing and a strong sense of place, that sustains you. My sense of home never leaves me.

You can't second-guess your audience. You can only do what you think is right. If you do that, your audience will appreciate you.

Man, I need to impress her, cause I'd like to undress her.

Peace hath higher tests of manhood Than battle ever knew.

What’s the likelihood? That the one girl who makes my heart race is the one girl who wants me in return? That the accident of my attraction coincides with the accident of hers?

Since Satan can't destroy the gospel, he has too often neutralized its usefulness by addition, subtraction or substitution.

Space and spacecraft and zero gravity and so forth are very difficult to render.

If my friends are going to the mountains with guns to fight, I will continue that fight, not with guns but with a camera.

Sometimes it's just enough to smile sincerely

Think about last time you were broke ... now how well did it go with spending your way out of it? Did that work?

Music should never be harmless.

Presidents are elected not by direct popular vote but by 538 members of the Electoral College.

I do not believe so implicitly, as some cricketers and writers upon cricket do, in watching the bowler's hand.I prefer to watch the ball, and not anticipate events.