I like being able to provide consistent and frequent literary choices for my fans.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Everything that deceives may be said to enchant.

Jefferson thought schools would produce free men: we prove him right by putting dropouts in jail.

It's the combination: big idea with a good entrepreneur: there's nothing more powerful. That's just as true [for] education and human rights as it is for hotel or steels.

Actions may make you appear to be someone else, when people actually find out what you're doing.

What is the ultimate impulse to write? Because all this is going to vanish.

But infinite in pardon is my Judge.

I'd love the opportunity to do something where I could really give my opinion, my feisty side - it'd be fun!

The role of third parties is to sting like a bee, then die.

For when last need to desperation driveth, Who dareth most he wiseth counsel giveth. [It., Che spesso avvien che ne' maggior perigli Son piu audaci gli ottimi consigli.]