I let my drinking do the talking.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

I gave up drinking once -- it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.

(On Bette Davis) Even when I was carrying a gun, she scared the be-jesus out of me.

Ain’t nothing a man can’t do if he believes in himself.

What's at the end of a million dollars? Zero, zero, zero... nothing. A circle with a hole in it.

Rick: Here's looking at you, kid.

Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains!

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

All you owe the public is a good performance.

The only reason to make a million dollars in this business is to tell some fat producer to go to hell.

Let us runaway to the aspirations we dream of in our childish moments, where magic is real and we are unstoppable.

The future is already here - it's just not evenly distributed.

Talk to people about what they want to hear and they'll stay for more.Talk to them about what you want them to hear and they'll soon turn away.

It isn't the mountain ahead that wears you out - it's the grain of sand in your shoe.

That crafty kindness which inveigles me to sacrifice principle is the serpent in the grass - deadly to the incautious wayfarer.

On my reading of history people who want to bring us the best are usually the people we ought to be afraid of.

Life is not dependent upon our classifications and our categories, our science. But we are. We find it interesting and helpful.

Life's too short to be working with divas.

Quality rather than quantity distinguishes the master.

There, I'm an artist. Thousands of women on ecstasy now want to have three-ways with me.