I know the rules of the game, you hit it once, then break away clean.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? Ghost Busters.

Spank me, whip me, let me come back home. Break out the leather, baby.

I'm just the average guy, I fooled around a little on the side.

My sister has mistaken me for a mushroom. She keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit.

Wasting time on timing stuff is a good way to save time from being wasted on other pointless activities like writing, reading, and sleeping.

Impermanence is the law of the universe.

I am still a hard-core romantic.

Take a moment to gather your thoughts about your situation and ask, "What would Love do?" Then channel that energy in your words and actions.

I believe in talking behind peoples' backs. That way, they hear it more than once.

It worries me a little bit the reach and power of TV. More people saw me in The Practice than will ever see me in all the stage plays I ever do. Which is sort of humbling. Or troubling. Or both.

A world of possibilities awaits you. Keep turning the page.

If you don't do the choosing, life will choose for you, and it may not be the choice you want.

Great. She shook her head. Not only am I having conversations with myself, but now I'm refusing to talk to me. This has got to be the first sign of madness.