I know every guy here, and they’re all pretty much jerks.

You’re supposed to pinch yourself – not the one you’re dreaming about.

Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?

The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.

The unavoidable harshness of life surprised none of them, for they were Christians one and all, believing that they inhabited a fallen world, albeit one filled with God's grace.

The world of literature is a sacred mirror that shows not the reality around us but the dreams and fears that reality stimulates: It’s not where we live, but life itself.

Allow your dog to take you for a walk every day. It's good for the body and it's good for the soul.

The underlying process in Northern music tends to be slower and continuous, whatever's happening on the surface; in Southern music the underlying process is always faster.

There are a lot of male directors who are directing female-driven pieces. I think that its good to get the girl's point of view and they should write stuff that they know.

Al Michaels is a good announcer. I think Keith Jackson is a terrific announcer. I always loved him on Monday Night Football. I never understood why they got rid of him

Crassly put: When I write, I am trying not to bore myself and my readers.

I think it's very important. I've gone into prisons to meditate with inmates. It's something I plan to do with Tim Robbins soon.

Want to know the best thing about teaching? Seeing that moment when a kid discovers his or her gift. There's no feeling on earth like it.

I did learn what I didn't know I wanted to know.