I hope to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we don't have public schools. The churches will have taken them over again and Christians will be running them.

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him.

The whole global warming thing is created to destroy America's free enterprise system and our economic stability.

If I were president of the United States, I would include Moslems in my presidency.

I sincerely believe that the collective efforts of many secularists during the past generation, resulting in the expulsion from our schools and from the public square, has left us vulnerable.

The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country.

Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions.

We're fighting against humanism, we're fighting against liberalism...we are fighting against all the systems of Satan that are destroying our nation today...our battle is with Satan himself.

I believe that the people of Israel are the chosen people of God.

I believe with all my heart that the Bible is the infallible word of God. I therefore believe that, whatever it says, is so.

Love is commitment; love is a relationship that never gives up.

First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend

This was fun. We should find out we're still married more often.""Why, so every day can be a special new plunge into hell?""Nobody I'd rather burn with than you, babe.

Silence has many advantages…I write and draw in my notebook and I read anything I please.

When I was a kid, I was always watching genre movies on TV.

I needed New Orleans so badly back in 2006, just somebody to believe in me, somebody to care about me

I love 'Modern Family;' I don't exactly watch it when it's on, but I try to catch up on it when I can; it's one of my favorite shows.

Smokin' at the Half Note is the absolute greatest jazz-guitar album ever made. It is also the record that taught me how to play.

One person with the ability of half a person doing the work of four people.

Geometry was the first exciting course I remember.

I was particularly anxious that I shoot the tires out of the class system. All it is these days is a hobby of certain masochists, and certain sadists.