I have this condition I call impromptu senility. I can’t remember a damn thing when I don’t want to.

Good shot.”“Not really. I was aiming for his balls.

I don't feel that the conductor has real power. The orchestra has the power, and every member of it knows instantaneously if you're just beating time.

The question is this - Is man an ape or an angel? My Lord, I am on the side of the angels. I repudiate with indignation and abhorrence these new fanged theories.

Sometimes women feel uncomfortable when men stare at them when they try on shoes.

A certain excessiveness seems a necessary element in all greatness.

Thou mayest rule over sin.

I'd like people to like me. I think most of my friends like me! I'm real and I get in trouble for speaking my mind. I will definitely tell you the truth because I have to. I get in trouble that way.

I was raised in the church.

They banned DDT, not because it was necessarily bad, but because it was a great way to help the population control.

My teacher said I would either be a hoodlum, or a great entertainer.

I used to feel competitive about a career, but now the only things I'm really passionate about are my family, the environment and Indians.