I have gathered a posy of other men's flowers and nothing but the thread that binds them is mine own.

An antique is anything old with class.

Being offended is a choice. I believe that. You don't have - you don't hear a word and you have to be offended.

You have the right to be offended or not to be offended.

To resist him that is set in authority is evil

Reservation should be under 'Bartlett.' Right, that's two T's. Yes. 'Bart-let-et.'

if you can, gift a relationship to someone rather destroy a relationship to someone .

Behind every exquisite thing that existed, there was something tragic.

A woman that's too soft and sweet is like tapioca pudding-fine for them as likes it.

I like to make jokes I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a situation beyond their control is not funny to them or their families.

Barack Obama was born in the United States, period.

Knowledge is Bought only with a weary care, And wisdom means a world of pain.

Not many women got to live out the daydream of women—to have a room, even a section of a room, that only gets messed up when she messes it up herself.

We had a church together. We co-founded and co-pastored the ministry, but Randy [White] was really a strong part.

The hardest thing on earth is choosing what matters.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.