Reservation should be under 'Bartlett.' Right, that's two T's. Yes. 'Bart-let-et.'

An antique is anything old with class.

Being offended is a choice. I believe that. You don't have - you don't hear a word and you have to be offended.

You have the right to be offended or not to be offended.

To resist him that is set in authority is evil

I have gathered a posy of other men's flowers and nothing but the thread that binds them is mine own.

Pick the axe

Aging has been bad ever since we figured out it led to dying.

Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t do something, because you can!

No church can be prospered in which all the ministration comes from the pulpit.

I do believe that books can change lives and give people this kind of language they wouldn't have had otherwise.

I have a green card now, but they can take that away, yeah, they can take that away at any moment. So please don't; please let me keep it.

Focus on quality and ease of movement, not on the age a milestone is accomplished.

When two duties jostle each other, one of 'em isn't a duty.

Disability is a matter of perception. If you can do just one thing well, you're needed by someone.

A sewer is a cynic. It tells All.