I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

There's something I believe wholeheartedly: Cynicism is the true refuge of the pseudo-intellectual, .. Cynicism is easy. Joy is an extremely advanced spiritual and intellectual tenet.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

Something feels funny. I must be thinking too hard.

Creativity is seeing what others see and thinking what no one else has ever thought.

Charlie Christian showed me a lot, and was a great help, but even then, I realised that if I was going to make it, it was no use copying Charlie

I am 10 times smarter than everyone else in this game. Beyond a shadow of a doubt.

And I met Paul Simms while I was making 'It's Pat', and he later wound up casting me in 'NewsRadio'.

Even trees understand me! Good heavens, I lie under them, too, don't I? I'm just like a pile of leaves.

Once you have found out what you love to do, there is only one goal: to be the best in the world at it.

Absolutely not. I have no problem with commitment. In fact, I love having someone in my life.

Truth is in your sahasrara. And when the truth comes in, you are surprised that truth is love and love is truth, pure love.

There is no muse of philosophy, nor is there one of translation.