This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

There's something I believe wholeheartedly: Cynicism is the true refuge of the pseudo-intellectual, .. Cynicism is easy. Joy is an extremely advanced spiritual and intellectual tenet.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

Whether I or anyone else accepted the concept of alcoholism as a disease didn't matter; what mattered was that when treated as a disease, those who suffered from it were most likely to recover.

I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left.

Can a man still be brave if he’s afraid?”“That is the only time a man can be brave,

When you look into the eyes of an animal you've rescued, you can't help but fall in love.

I never played sports. I wasn't any good at them.

'Use Somebody' I posted - it was the end of 2009, around Christmas. That was my first video.

...clatter of a typwriter suggests that you're actually building something.

I 'spect I growed. Don't think nobody never made me.

There is no method by which an average citizen can effectively fight the White House in the media.

I get inspiration from movies, from fashion, then completely random things you'd never think of.

The essence of analysis is surprise. When people are themselves surprised by what they say, that's when they are really making some progress.