I have a condition called Aspergers Syndrome, which is like a mild form of autism It means I don't interact properly in certain social situations.

I want them to play Britney Spears at my funeral. This way I won't feel so bad about being dead, and everyone there will know there is something worse than Death.

I think if you are creative then it's an unstoppable thing. It just keeps coming throughout your entire life.

When you decide to do this kind of music then you just accept the facts.

I'll be the in to your sane.

I'm hopeless at small talk and have a problem making eye contact.

Time heals nothing, it merely rearranges our memory.

Here in my car, I feel safest of all, I can lock all the doors.

I genuinely don't know how many albums I'm going to sell when the new album comes out, because I honestly don't know how many fans I've actually got at the moment.

It seems no matter what you say and how politically correctly and carefully you say it, you offend someone. Or at least I always do.

I collect fantasy swords, replicas from films, and have them displayed on the wall as you go up the stairs.

Life has to end, " she said. "Love doesn't.

At the foundation of moral thinking lie beliefs in statements the truth of which no further reason can be given.

When men are ruled by fear they strive to prevent the very changes that will abate it.

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.

When people are not aiming for anything in particular or when they cannot monitor their performance, there is little basis for translating perceived efficacy into appropriate magnitudes of effort

I've managed to keep my career going in a way that suits me. I'll perform, and then I'll go home to my actual life, and I've never been so visible.

Obsolescence is the key to innovation.

People who do comedy are always underrated because they make it look so easy.

What I'm doing is keeping the spirit of Rock'N Roll alive. Rock 'n roll is supposed to be fast and loud and its supposed to piss off the older generation.

I'm a terrible dancer. Terrible. Just the pits. And I had to do these cheerleading things and it was just cringe-worthy. I mean, I'm so bad, so that was painful.