I had about as much chance to do that as I did of backpacking my car to the top of Mount Rushmore.

Vanity, thy name is vampire.

You predicted quick victory. Now it’s going to get hopelessly complicated. Jesus, don’t you know any better than that by now?

You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.

Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.

Molly was arrested. Possession.” I blinked at him. “She was possessed?

I don't care about whose DNA has recombined with whose. When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching--they are your family.

Children have their own kind of power. When you're teaching them, protecting them, you are more than you thought you could be. More understanding, more patient, more capable, more wise.

You don't have to make fun of it.""Actually I do, " I said. "I make fun of almost everything.

Insecurity, thy name is teenager.

We're not going to think about what's happened in the past.

It was quite a challenge to make people eat crab ice cream.

The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death...

My work is to know the characters intimately and to tell their story.

Messi is the best player in the world. If he's not already, he'll be the best footballer of all time.

Follow your passions, believe in karma, and you won't have to chase your dreams, they will come to you.

Everyday life is a disaster, and disaster can liberate us.

Success isn't something that occurs. Success is something that you create

The reality of today from a cyber security point of view - I think some of the top people predict that the next big war is fought on cyber security.

I never doubted, not ever, that I would succeed.