I had a personal blog, but why does anyone care that I went shopping for hats?

We're not in an information age anymore. We're in the information management age.

Nerds get caught up in minutiae, because there is a tremendous and fulfilling sense of control in understanding every single detail of a thing more than any other living creature.

Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It's F = ma. So it is actually one of the most science-y sports, because it literally is just a ball and a surface and objects to knock down.

When you hang around a lot of comedians long enough, you realize there's a certain gene, in every comedian. It's why we get hyper-analytical about things.

I do seem like the kind of guy who'd be obsessive about Rubik's Cubes.

No matter what tricks you use or what decisions you make, go easy on yourself as someone who's on a never-ending quest for improvement.

Steal moments of happiness if you have to, and then collect them until they are the dominant images in your psyche.

I almost think of nerd brains as rattlesnake venom; like, you can milk it. You can milk the pulpy venom out of the nerd brain and use it for good if you want to.

Humans cannot produce viable offspring with our closest animal cousin: the chimpanzee. We cannot impregnate a chimp. So you know what that means? No condoms.

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult.

The world is a stage where we come to play and go.

The Republican Party did not disparage the ruling class, because most of its officials are or would like to be part of it.

I've shut myself inside these walls, and I'm going to be a very lonely old lady if I'm not careful.

But life is not a legend or a story. Reality is far more precious than a story.

Most of modern rock and roll is a product of guilt.

I can see why the Russians love Robert Burns, I think that Russians and Koreans have a very similar outlook to Scots.

The smile made her want to hug him, and maybe love him up some more. Stupid smile.

Real life is not as simple as it is on a screen. I think real life is actually a lot more beautiful.

When you decide to walk by faith, you don't get rid of trials. You learn to overcome them.

I am a scientist. I go where the facts take me.